Published: 06 Jun 2023 › Updated: 06 Jun 2023
dinner
If you’re at at Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big, mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, “Boy, these are good cigars!”
- Jack Handey. Deep Thoughts, 1992
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