Buzzed

Sitting at my computer quiet and alone,
not bothering anyone, just minding my own.
Then a fly started buzzing around my head.
I tried to shoo it away, get lost I said.

It kept pestering me, even flew in my ear.
For that you fly, you will have to pay dear.
That fly had to die so I devised a plan.
I got the fly swatter, but it wouldn’t land.

It continued to buzz and flew just out of reach.
By now I had to kill that son of a beach.
I wanted so bad to get it out of my place,
if it landed on my nose, I’d smash my own face.

I got the can that was full of bug spray.
Now fly you will have a really bad day.
When it buzzed by again, I sprayed its ass.
It hit the wall and fell to the floor with a crash.

I thumped my chest and yelled I am the man.
Another fly buzzed by and we started again.