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我讨厌头条的"标题"

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Published: 11 Mar 2018 › Updated: 11 Mar 2018我讨厌头条的"标题"

我讨厌头条的"标题"

今天打开头条,一则新闻吸引了我的注意

山东62岁环卫工上了央视只因为他做了这件事

我的乖乖,莫非小编是想教我们怎么上电视,虽然我才疏学浅,但是上电视我还是知道的,很多记者采访我,电视台,报纸报道我,我成了一个名人,那我岂不是迎娶白富美,走上人生巅峰了!

想想我还有些激动,赶紧点个收藏,生怕一步小心刷新掉,后悔一辈子啊。

我如获至宝的读了起来:山东62岁环卫工趴在车下够垃圾,照片被网友转发,大家纷纷评论点赞,央视新闻也报道了。真敬业啊!我感动的正要点个赞?咦?等等,我不是来学习怎么上央视的吗?怎么会这样?难道我也应该趴在车下够垃圾?我的美梦啊!

我一时难以接受这突如其来的转折,只能默默关掉这篇文章,点上:不感兴趣 的标签,接着下一步,也许我应该去应聘环卫工,然后期待我也能上央视了……

我又偷偷看了一下文章的浏览量,还真不少。

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