No Liability mandated Immunity....Why

Here is a meme that i came across within the last two years that should be shared. Made by JimBob I am passing it along to help build the community and have a laugh and adding a though to which the meme points to.

What piece of paper do i get signed by someone with another piece of paper that lets me do what ever i want to the ends of never being responsible for anything i say, do, or may do into the future?
How can i get this magical paperwork?
Please let me know in the comments section who i pay off to get this mystical slice of tree.
It must be printed on some nice paper with watermarks galore for it to have such a weight of world upon it gives the lack of accountability to anything that is may happen.
Oh right Natural law doe not work that way and would not function in such mischievous ways.
Let me know in the comments if you have one of these pieces of paper releasing you from all morality....ill buy it off of you.

What are your thoughts on this meme?