The Leader Is Good

The leader provides so much for us.

I only have to pay $600 a month for health insurance! And when I go to the doctor I only have to wait two hours to see her. Then she follows a protocol based on my chief complaint. I don't even have to remember all my symptoms! It's the most efficient system ever. I only need to see 5 specialists and take 11 tests before I might find out what's wrong with me.

The leader looks after my best interests even better than I do myself! I might have drank raw milk and gotten sick if it was up to me. And without laws, I wouldn't even know the difference between good and bad drugs. The leader even adds fluoride to the water for free so I can save money on dental bills!

Food is always abundant. GMOs have allowed farmers to grow more food to feed a growing population. My grocery bills have only gone up by $100 but it's still cheaper than organic. Best of all, my chocolate rations have increased from 1 oz a week to 3 oz!

And the leader helps ensure that we keep moving forward with technology. Windows 10 was installed on my computer and I didn't even have to ask! If it weren't for the leader, I would still have Windows 8 like an old fuddy duddy! My computer has gotten to know me so well and now my experience is so much more personalized. I never have to feel alone anymore because I know someone out there is listening and cares.