Published: 22 Mar 2018 › Updated: 22 Mar 2018
I'm not good at small talk
I'm not good at small talk. How long after first meeting someone should I wait to tell them The Queen of England, The Pope, and all their favorite politicians sacrifice children to Moloch, but not before harvesting and drinking the adrenochrome the terrorized children produce?
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