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The Illuminate Have Returned?

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Published: 14 May 2025 › Updated: 14 May 2025The Illuminate Have Returned?

The Illuminate Have Returned?

After their crushing defeat at the hands of Helldivers and the superiority of Managed Democracy, the Illuminate entirely vanished from the galactic map for several days. However, this was but a momentary retreat. These sneaky squids and their mind-controlled voteless hordes have emerged from the Meridian Singularity to attack Super Earth!

There have also been a lot of updates, including weapon customization for all primary weapons to make minor and not-so-minor changes to their behavior. Secondary and stratagem weapons are not changed so far. There are also supposed to be updates to the Super Store, but I don't see that yet.

The next warbond will be Masters of Ceremony, with new armor and weapons landing in a couple days. This will also apparently include updates to some previous warbonds which came out with vehicle skins before our Warthog LRV was made available as a stratagem. I need my safety orange assault car!

If you play Helldivers 2, let me know in the comments, and drop your friend code if you want someone to help spread democracy and drink liber-tea!

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