Challenge #04399-L015: Rainbow Matchmaking Conundrum

A: hey, quick question Mina is Bisexual right?
B: she is, but her type is straight women and gay men.
A: does that mean she’s destined to be all Bi herself?! -- Anon Guest

[AN: This prompt was trimmed for brevity]

"Hahahahaha," Libbie deadpanned. "So hilarious. Listen. Nobody deserves to be alone, okay? We're not Mina's type, and we love her, so maybe focus on helping her out instead of being mean?"

"I didn't think I was being that mean," grumbled Jaq.

"Nevertheless, we have a complicated mission ahead of us," said Libbie. "We have to find some Bi or Pan folks who give off the vibes that suit our Mina the best."

"Or lesbians with hetero vibes or guys with gay vibes... who might be amenable to being in a polycule."

"Not exactly a wide field," admitted Libbie. "Good news for Mina and us is that all folks in the rainbow crowd are chronically online. Unfortunately..."

"Mina, as part of the rainbow crowd, is also chronically online," said Jaq. "She got mad the last time we tried to vaguepost about her personal life."

"And that, my dear Watson, is why we're searching for queers being mistaken for an innaccurate flavour of queer. Lesbians attracting straight men. Guys complaining about only attracting gay men. That sort of thing. Ace folks have to be left out of the search parameters because Mina's looking for higher levels of intimacy than streaming services and chill."

"You've thought of almost everything," said Jaq.

"Almost," Libbie scoffed and rolled her eyes. "I thought of everything."

"Except for two things," said Mina. "I share a house with you and you are super loud. I heard everything and I hate being set up with people."

Libbie could only grin in mortified apology. "We love you?" she tried.

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