Nunchucks -5minutefreewrite

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Nun Chucks. The sisters are all wearing converse. They look rather cute in them. It's not surprising to anyone. Obviously whenever Nuns do things that aren't stereotypically nunny, they look cute. These nuns are playing competitive team improv games. They're quite good at it because they're all good at listening. They spend a lot of their time listening. Why do these nuns spend so much time listening, you wonder? Because these nuns are dedicated to hearing confessions. These nuns have broken from tradition. Usually priests are the only ones who can hear confessions, but these nuns know that the gender discrimination that has relegated them to second class status within the church is not only wrong, it's also irreligious. There's a new nun in town, and her name is Sister Listener!

Anyways, so these nuns who are playing improv games are so good at them that the audience can't catch their breath from laughing so hard, so these nuns are also performing CPR in between scenes. It's a good thing they've all recently had their certification training! Everyone survives. It might be a miracle. These nuns certainly deserve to be sainted. Let's hope the church agrees.