Not In Congress -5minutefreewrite

For @daily.prompt/7-april-2026-freewriters-community-daily-writing-prompt-day-3066-not-in-congress

That's not cool, Senator. Not in congress. I know the Senate does things a little differently, but here in the house of representatives, we do not abide grandstanding. Here we all defer to each other and then if we still can't agree, we hug it out.

There's a little garden next to your desk, Senator. That's for you to grow. And chill out. It's very nice of you to be our adopted senator for the month, but you're going to have to do your business outside the chambers. These chambers are for relaxing. Your adoption papers are ready to sign. I do love imagining things that are dream-like

Like, I dream of a sun that I could walk around on. And it would have clouds made of dreams. and we could enjoy the rain in the sun. hmmm rainbows everywhere and always!

Then another place we could visit would be the moon after dark. But it would be lit by the earth, and also there would be trees there. All I really want is to be able to jump high.

And if I can jump hi, then I can ask for a few tubes of toothpaste to be offered to me when I get to the tippy top. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like... eep!

And then I wind up in a land called eep, and I don't even speak the language.