Funny Thoughts For SublimeSunday

It's my first ever submission for the SublimeSunday tag.
A friend sent me the following picture and crazy thoughts on WhatsApp which I've decided to share for the SublimeSunday, I hope you get to laugh as hard as I have.

WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
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If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT????
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Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND????
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Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
but nobody wants to DIE????
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In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS????
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If money doesn't grow on TREES, then why do BANKS have BRANCHES?
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Why doesn't GLUE
stick to its BOTTLE????
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Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT????
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If it is true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for????
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If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE,
why do bars have PARKING lots????
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If all the nations in the world are in DEBT,
where did all the MONEY go????
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When dog food is new with improved TASTE, who TESTS it????
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If the "Black Box" flight recorder Is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff????
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Who copyrighted
the copyright symbol????
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Can you cry under water?
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Why do people say "You've been working like a dog," when dogs just sit around all day????
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We all are living in a seriously funny world!!!!
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So Enjoy!!!! 😊😊😊😊
Don't laugh alone pass it on.
Hope this will make you laugh and think!!!!
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Laughter Is Good Medicine, But If You Laugh For No Reason, You Need Medicine.