No guns

_{A girl in the country not sitting beside a rifle.}

_{A fallen tree without two rifles leaning on it.}

_{These are not two handguns, they're Pokemon cards.}

_{This is not a handgun being cleaned, it's a bunny rabbit.}

_{Here's a packet of dried spaghetti.}

_{Above is Tesla's new electric vehicle due for release next week.}

_{This is me clipping the hedge in my front yard.}

_{Here's a close up shot of a dolphin.}

_{Here's a girl studying for a university exam.}

_{An image of my neighbour's dog taking a shit on his front lawn.}

_{My workbench where I knit sweaters for the underprivileged.}

_{This is a view from the top of Mt Everest after I climbed it last week.}

_{This is an image of me as a baby - cute huh?}

_{An Australian koala taking a nap next to a jar of Nutella.}

_{This is a photo of the best pizza in town!}

_{A hammer.}

_{The female reproductive organs.}

_{I made these cupcakes myself!}

_{Me at the local teddy bear's picnic.}

_{Me playing tennis at Wimbledon - I won it.}

_{A selection of Victoria's Secret lingerie modelled by Donald Trump.}

_{Witches broomsticks.}

_{A rare photo of Papa Smurf and Smurfette under a mushroom house.}

_{A box of Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts.}

_{Frodo the Hobbit from Lord of the Rings making love with Samwise Gamgee.}

_{The best beach in Australia on a sunny day.}

_{A tray of chocolate and walnut brownies I made myself.}

_{Girl taking a sleep with no guns in sight.}

_{Me top left and someone else, me riding a horse top right, a banana and the last book I read.}

_{A worn out pair of shoes.}

_{My fishing gear - I don't catch much to be honest.}

_{I made a lasagne and garlic bread out of these ingredients.}

_{A great white shark in its natural environment.}

_{The prime minister of Australia taking a nap in between fucking up the country.}

_{Wonder Woman's chastity belt and vibrator.}

_{Girl playing golf at St Andrews.}

_{Me on the left and someone else on the right in a hot air balloon.}

_{Me learning how to speak Spanish - Hola.}

_{I wear these underpants on the outside of my jeans.}

_{The first bottles of soda ever made.}

_{Me running in the 100 metre final at the Olympics - I won.}

_{A girl holding a cup of Earl Grey tea whilst talking with the Queen of England.}