I AM THE SHITEST TYPERER ON HIVE
It is self empowering to boast of your own accomplishments. And I really am the shitest typist on Hive. I can only type on a full sized keyboard, while watching it with total concentration (and never looking up at the screen) and truth is I only use one finger and one hand 90 % of the time.
And when I do eventually look at the screen every second word is underlined in red, not because I can't spell, but because I can't type...
On my tablet trying to type using the touch pad things get even worse as auto correct buggers up nearly everything I try to say.
But for some reason I'm good at editing pictures with the very same finger that can't type for shit.
Sometimes I think it would work out better if I just communicated with pictures.
Today this is what I'm trying to say:
I realise that is a little vague...
New Zealand has just gone into yet another lock-down because our horse face communist dictator prime minister has ordered one. That is not surprising, what gets me is that the sheeple still don't grasp that the plandemic is a hoax. I want to bitch slap so many clueless fuckers I might not be able to type afterwards...
I hate that lying bitch so much I might pop a cork...
But if I pop a cork I might end up looking like this
So I will just have some of this:
And then I will end up looking like this:
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