where was i going with this?

hang on, lemme just smoke a bowl or 2,
cos this shit might get deep

A 2018 report in the Emergency Medicine Australasia journal detailed three cases in New Zealand where individuals were admitted to hospital within a three-week period after being struck in the eye by a flying Corona bottle cap while using "non-standard opening styles".
oh fk, yep
knew id end up down a rabbithole
looking at abs causes of admissions/deaths

twice as likely to be hurt in a car than LIVING THINGS
... in australia, mind you
and yet

the most deadly in the world yet only takes 1/1000
suffocation is pretty hectic .. most ( 9/10)

shit got dark, huh
i guess what im saying is, get a fkn bottle opener keyring
its 2025
temu probably has one for less than a slave making them gets paid in a month
dont fk yo teef bruh