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Published: 12 Jun 2023 › Updated: 12 Jun 2023before my time - freethinking

before my time - freethinking

... ahead of his time
half the time..
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does the time bother you
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i get bothered by the time not so much
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the time itself the people
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bother me for the time people come up to
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me on the street i'm sure you've had
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this happen to you
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people come up to you and say what time
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it is well they might say what time is
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it
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i shouldn't get into these ballots man
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you've had people come up to you and say
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what time is it what time is it
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as if you personally were responsible
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for keeping time
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you know i feel i feel honored first of
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all that they thought i was the man in
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charge
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but i do have to explain you don't see
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official timekeeper on here do you
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i don't have the time of course now do
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you have the time that's another way
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they say do you have the time
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i say uh no i don't believe i do
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i certainly didn't have it this morning
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did you leave it somewhere
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well do you have the time no i don't
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have the time
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i use a little of it like everyone you
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know but i don't have it
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i think i think the navy has it
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in washington isn't that they keep it in
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an observatory that's right
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sure they let out a little of it each
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day not too much they wouldn't want to
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give us too much
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just enough time
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sometimes they'll say do you know what
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time it is
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and i say yes
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i hate to disappoint him but there is no
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time
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there is no time i don't mean there's no
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time i mean there's no time
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when the hell is it we made that whole
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thing up there's no time
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we made it up it's a man-made invention
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time
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there are no numbers up in the sky i've
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looked they're not there
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we made this stiff up when is it when
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the hell is it when are we i ask you
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when are we sometimes we think we know
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where we are
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but we don't really know when we are
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when the hell is it
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all the time zones are different every
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calendar you run across is different
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they'll all give you a different answer
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these are calendars these are made
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to keep track of time everybody's got a
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different one chinese are the way up
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there in the five and six thousands
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hebrew calendars we have in the five and
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six thousand we're open about 1970
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something [ __ ] this ain't a couple of
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weeks these people are off
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this is thousands of goddamn years that
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are missing
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how did they do that
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we don't we don't know when the hell it
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is it could be the middle of last month
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for all we know
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i mean time is so we've got it down so
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perfect that
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every four years we have to stick in an
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extra day
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just to make sure it still works and we
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call it february 29th
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[ __ ] it's march 1st and i know it
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it just feels like march 1st
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you can't keep track of the time what's
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the sense give you an example
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there's a moment coming it's not here
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yet
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it's still on the way it's in the future
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it hasn't arrived here it comes
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here it is oh [ __ ] it's gone
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there's no now there's no now
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everything is the near future or the
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recent past
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but there's no present welcome to the
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present
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gone again it's just so imprecise
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we don't even care to use the minutes
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and seconds and hours that we've been
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given everybody's very vague about the
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time
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he said what time he got i got uh
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i got just after
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just after geez i must be slow i had
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going on
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and where did that imprecision begin why
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is it we're not so sure i know one of
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the clues that happened to me was when
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they started telling me about moments
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when i was a kid they were trying to
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teach me how to tell time and of course
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you can't tell time time tells you what
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they were trying
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they were trying to show me on the big
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hand i said i don't have a big hand
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never mind
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look at the clock and the clock is so
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wonderful there's so much emotion
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attached to a clock face
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i hate digital clocks digital clocks
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robbed me of all the emotional
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experience of the spatial relationships
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on that face
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of the clock isn't it true i mean don't
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you always feel
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that this half hour when it comes down
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from 12
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down to 6 goes by a lot quicker than
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this half hour
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when it has to come up fighting gravity
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all the way
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i know it does go a lot quicker god oh
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my god there
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yeah i'll tell you
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i'll tell you this if i only have a half
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hour to live i want it to be this one
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man
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gonna last just a little bit longer than
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that one in there
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it's vague that's all i'm saying it's
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very vague how we treat time we have all
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these wonderful expressions we say
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now now is an interesting one when now
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you want that now
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yes well would you like to try again
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well sometimes just now just now did you
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hear that what
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just now you
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must mean just then don't you
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yes just then but there goes again when
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now no not that
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pardon me do you have the time when do
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you mean now or when you ask me
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this [ __ ] is moving ruth
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we had a lot of these vague terms right
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away
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immediately at once lickety-split just
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like that
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nothing flat drop of a hat no time at
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all
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as quick as you can say jack robinson
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i'm sure you've done that to people
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i'll be back before you can see jack
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robinson jack robinson huh you're not
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back
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how about a jiffy a jiffy
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or a flash which is quicker
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a jiffy or a flash i think there are two
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flashes in a jiffy myself
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but god knows how many jiffys there are
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in two shakes of a lamb's tail
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and why did they use two shakes of a
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lamb's tail what's wrong with the basic
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unit of measurement
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one shake of a lamb's tail we can do our
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own arithmetic thank you
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belched a little there tried to swallow
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that one
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then we have words like soon
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soon that's a very emotional word
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there's a lot of potential for
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drama and that word soon
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soon soon
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is your mother coming home
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uh-huh when
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soon
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real soon as soon as she can
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sooner than you think that's kind of a
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spooky one
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sooner than i think
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that's a little bit like before you know
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it
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i'll be back boy you know it he did it
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holy christ look at that
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can we go on with these terms that we
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use these vague terms of time one of
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these days
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before long any time now
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well that's true everything's going to
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happen any time now
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any day now that's kind of a snotty one
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any day now hey i'll be giving you that
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five bucks i owe you built
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yeah any day now
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sooner or later now and then once in a
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while from time to time
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in a little while in a little while well
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it'll just be a little while
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that's a wonderful one i just love that
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it sounds so benign
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just a little while couldn't hurt you
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could it you can wait a little while
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it'll only be a little while longer just
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a little while
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that's so different from a short time
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short time sounds almost terminal
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doesn't it you only have
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a short time
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whereas you have a little while
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well i'd rather have a little while in a
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short time
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yeah we got a long ways we measure time
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we got vast distances of time we measure
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people will say things like kingdom come
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i i'm going to be standing here till
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kingdom come
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[ __ ] i don't have that on my watch
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doomsday you say doomsday
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till the cows come home
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well that's an easy one to understand
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that's wrong about dusk isn't it
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if you leave them out overnight they
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burst
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here's a long period of time forever
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some people will tell you guys
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i've been standing on this line forever
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look at this dave this man has been
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standing online
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forever he looks fairly fresh to me
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almost like an eternity people will tell
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you it's it's almost
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like an etern as if they had experience
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with
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eternities now you must have a favorite
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period of time i have some favorites i
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just want to try a few of them on you it
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isn't easy
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uh to select a favorite period of time
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so many of them are attractive but there
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are little
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periods of time that um
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that you might relate to of course the
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most basic
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period of time i feel is five minutes
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that seems to be the one everyone
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chooses
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if they need to think of a period of
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time real quickly they just go five
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minutes just
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five minutes i'll be there in just five
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minutes give me five minutes would you
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please just would you just give me five
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minutes
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were you kidding me i could fix that
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[ __ ] in five minutes
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five minutes that's all most people want
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five minutes a good
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solid nice period of time you can do
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anything for five minutes can't you
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i mean anything even things you really
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hate
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yeah you can probably do it for five
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minutes
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hey let's go talk to ted are you kidding
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ted's an [ __ ]
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look just five minutes
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okay let's give it five
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not ten ten i can't make now you're
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getting into double digits you're
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starting to fool with my head
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time five ten minutes
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15 minutes is popular you hear 15 quite
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a bit but it's
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it's sort of an institutional one it's
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kind of an official time
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period 15 minutes has a touch of
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regulatory
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uh quality to it doesn't it sounds like
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something you're not supposed to do or
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have to do
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for 15 minutes 15 minutes
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i like 20 minutes doesn't that sound
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free
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compared to 15 15 minutes
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20 minutes i'll be back
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in 20 minutes gosh what's he gonna do

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