Proud To Be Single? #comedyopenmic

Gliding among the clouds my eyes were trying to find the mysterious hairs but wait…… before I could glance at them I heard a loud voice and it wasn't the soft tone. Instead, I was instructed to stay within limits. Wait, did I turn on the end journey before giving you the trailer? So I am the person who has been awarded not for having a genius mind but for something else unusual. I am a gold medalist in holding the single status for the last 23 years haha. Don't compute my age now, my heart is still young.

I don't remember how many transformations I had, from bodybuilding to growing a beard I have done everything to seduce the ladies. But to my bad luck, even the aunties didn't like me. I am endeavoring to get rich now. Maybe this will bless me with a lady. Recently, my friends managed a date for me by using a dating app. I don't know how much they have told an untruth about my personality. May Lord count their wrong deeds doubly for this. I met her at the appointed time although I was 2 hours before her and did the sweeping of that cafe. She played with my emotions as six others guys were also invited for the date. So I was with five other single guys washing the dishes in the evening shift.

I remember the gym time period I had, I used to take classes thrice a day although before opening I spent all the time in scrubbing the gym mirrors. So in short there was a girl, you can call her a healthy girl as she was fluffy. I had butterflies in my lungs, heart, pancreas, bladder, and even in my kidney too. We used to see deeply each other. We chatted for 20 minutes each day as she got tired after so much workout. I did twinning with her outfits although I had to wear a men's dress over it. After 3 months of blind dating, I found out that she was in love with a trainer. The wink she showed wasn't meant for me, I wish I could scrub that mirror with more exertion too.

I grew my beard for the purpose too, but what I got was finding white hair in the food. I transitioned and dyed my hair but instead of looking cool, I looked sloth. My oily, wavy hair was so uneven that I couldn't cover the warts of baldness. I am thinking of calling the Fifa team to organize the next football world cup on my forehead.

Now coming to the ending point, I ended my life as someone suggested to me that afterlife everyone will get a good-looking wife. But seems like before this patch I have to receive the dividends of my deeds. Hey hey, don't take me I have to tell the Hivers who must be my dream girl. I am catching a glimpse of myself as the groom wait wait.....

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Coming back to the "Urdu" Language, Urdu is the official language of Pakistan. Most people of Pakistan can understand Urdu. We also learned Urdu as a subject in school in all grades. A memory of me related to learning Urdu is writing an ad in 8th grade in the Urdu language. I wrote an ad for "Paddle Pop Giggly jelly". It was a question for example with I attempted but as I got 10 out of 10 marks in that question and it was a creative category question, I still can't forget it. We were taught Urdu in many creative ways through stage drama performances, poetry, presentations, and much more.
I would be fair to say that I can speak, write, read and understand the Urdu language.