My New Mexican Restaurant - Another "Language-Pun"

"You have guac to be kidding me!"
- Unknown

- Speaking of tortillerias,

I've for a very long time wanted to open a Mexican Restaurant.

Have you ever noticed how Mexican restaurants are named?

I suspect there may be an unwritten rule that requires the syllable "Bert" (or something close) to be a part of the restaurant name.

For example,

there's Alberto's, Jilberto's, Humberto's, Roberto's, Erickberto's, and on and on we could go.

Is the syllable "Bert" in the name?
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Without further ado, I'd like to announce the name and present the key staff members of my new Mexican restaurant.

Cue the drum-roll and searchlights, please...

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