Cows in Sweet Light

Thank you for calling Golden Hour Light Services, how can I help you?

Hi there. I've got a problem with my order. It looks like you guys sent me the wrong thing.

I'm sorry to hear that. Let me see if I can help you resolve this. Can I get your order number please?

Yeah, it's CW11152021.

Ok, let me put you on a brief hold while I look that up.

Thanks for holding. So it looks like you recently placed an order for Cows in Sweet Light?

No, see, that's the problem. I ordered crows. Crows in Sweet Light.

It says cows here on my end.

Yes, I imagine it would. However, my order was most definitely for crows, and I'm hoping we can resolve this issue right away before I die of methane poisoning.

I'm showing a signature confirmation at the time of delivery.

Yes, I did sign for the package before the courier opened the van. I order Crows in Sweet Light on a regular basis. I've never had any problems until now.

I'm afraid all sales are final once the customer has signed the release.

But.I.ordered.crows! I've been ordering crows from you for over a year, now. You guys know me there! I have a monthly subscription for Crows in Sweet Light. You seriously think I would up and switch to cows after all this time??!!

Well, then, ma'am, as a regular customer you would understand that you have a responsibility to review all merchandise before accepting the order. Raising your voice at me won't change that.

Don't patronize me, you little twit! This was your mistake! YOURS! What the hell would I want with a bunch of--

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