Internet Investment Advisors

The thing I love about the internet is that you can't actually see many of the people who are giving you advice about what to do with your (soon to be their) money. You think you are getting investment advice from this guy:
But actually, you are getting advice from this guy:

Of course, you never know where the best advice will actually come from. Here's a bit of investment advice from me:
If you have a gut feeling that it will make you rich - buy enough of it that you stay out of the poorhouse and can meet all your obligations - then when you lose it all or get rich - either way, buy yourself a nice vegetarian dinner and have an ice cream cone. Either way, you win.