Published: 05 Dec 2017 › Updated: 05 Dec 2017
On texting
Everybody should know the resurrection text (when she does´nt reply to your initial message): "Have you been kidnapped?!"
If she responds with a short "Nope", you can say "Im so glad, I was already collecting your ransom".
If still no reply say "I am posting you as missing on FB now"
If these don´t crack her up, she´s a no...
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