Part 8: Catfish In Space: COM18 first entry

Part 1: https://steemit.com/steemwars/@tanglebranch/steem-wars-be-there-or-be-square by @tanglebranch
Part2: https://steemit.com/steemwars/@negativer/steemwars-mission-2-part-2-hip-to-be-square-com-rd-15 by @negativer
Part3: https://steemit.com/steemwars/@caleblailmusik/steem-wars-mission-2-part-3-i-can-see-squarely-now-or-number-2-on-planet-3 by @caleblailmusik
Part4: https://steemit.com/steemwars/@jasonbu/steemwars-mission-2-part-3-thank-the-gods-for-the-red-shirts-com-rd-16 by @jasonbu
part5: https://steemit.com/steemwars/@tanglebranch/steem-wars-swept-away-part-5-of-mission-2-and-com-round-16-entry by @tanglebranch
Part6; https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@negativer/steemwars-mission2-part6-lostinspaces-comrd17-ph7ixu2mao by @negativer
Part7: https://steemit.com/steemwars/@caleblailmusik/steem-wars-mission-2-part-7-the-goofy-looking-beings-strike-back-comedy-open-mic-rd-17-entry-2 by @caleblailmusik

Its been ten minutes with these creatures and I already miss being strapped to the chair by those pastors. I think I witnessed a mercy killing or murder but its best I keep these sort of things to myself. My only comfort is that I'm somehow still alive and this deranged robot hasn't shot me yet.

I got a glimpse of tangle and she looked nothing like her profile on the dating website, sheseemed a bit more like a space doll online and yes she mentioned something about being her minion but I assumed it was some kinky roleplaying fantasy she had in mind, what a rude awakening this is.
I established eye contact with Tangle and said, "excuse me your highnes..." To which she promptly interjected "it's your beauty", oh sorry ma'm. " could I have a word with you plea..." and without warning Peex let out a shot towards a GLB on the horizon that exploded and led to a chain reaction of explosions of a gathering of GLBs that erupted the city into flames and momentarily took my attention away from the supreme catfish, I mean leader.

A single teardrop streamed down my face as I watched the closest place to get any alcohol in flames then Sixty-swine consoled me for what he perceived was pain for the loss of "my family and friends". I've never had that luxuy. I was certainly going to kill this " Pest" dude who was obviously compensating for something, judging by the size of his blaster.
I looked around and my "date" was long gone, in search of an underlord and something about giant breasts, entry point and blowing up the planet, all of which I knew nothing off but sounded really cool. At least I had something to look forward to, I thought inwardly as we made our way towards the exploded city. I insisted the brutish fellow with the "big gun" carry the corpse of our departed comrade, I honestly had no use for it but I figured he'd do less shooting if his hands were occupied. I brought out my Super Cool Insanely Engineerd Nice Youthy Thingy(SCIENCY Thingy) I had stached in my butt crack to hack into a roving satellite to get a better view of our surroundings and saw a hord of breast shaped vehicles moving at top speed towards us from the other side of the burnt down city, "breasts are heading our way" I said out loud, as I continued watching the live feeds. "There's a whole lot of boobs heading this way" I continued and without warning, Peex threw the body of Juavez to the ground and he and Sixty-Wine prepared their blasters for a fight while I went back to dictatorsmingle to report a catfish account.

hee's the introductory post for round 18 https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-18
I nominate @jasonbu who will write the next episode and @samirich to participate in COM