Where is my Robot butler??

So where are the robot butlers? You know to do the things that most humans hate. Chores suck as most kids would attest to. And most human butlers are out of reach for most due to cost constraints. We asked Amazon and they responded with this:

Errr.. I mean this circular thing:

So I bought a couple of these circular dots and plugged them in. Nice to meet you Alexa. Now Alexa is smart and can control your entire home. She even tells stories to my kid. But can she cook??

Red light on...guess that's a no. So no cooking and the garbage can is full. Looks like we got to make a call to the bald guy @ headquarters.