Telecommuting with China's smallest

"Hello there!
My name is Andrew, but you can call me Andy. Andy is my nickname- my friends call me Andy. ;)
I want you to smile so I will give you my picture and you can laugh.... ;)"
With this corny greeting ( or a weird spiel), I open my mouth to the droves of Chinese children, who on the average speak close to null English, and the best way to make them laugh is to mention word 'STINKY' or 'POOP'
Now, here is my real picture:

Uncanny resemblance ......
Yes, I know I am missing a piece of my incisor... I broke it yesterday on a bread rind and all the dentists around my little village are out of town (?) on well-deserved vacations.
What you see on my head is Mr. Moose, a little jiggling plushy I stole from my daughter to amuse my sweet Chinese friends...
OK . I' ve got to run... I have a class with a 5 year old... Right, if you cannot beat them joint them...